It’s so windy outside.

Me: Why is it so windy?!
Dad: March comes in like a lion…leaves like a lamb.
Mom: And also it’s going to be really cold tomorrow, so there’s a front coming in. 

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01 Sep 11 at 4 pm
tags: looney  toons  cartoon  tweety  bird  skull  fake  face  sculpture  cute  haha  tv 
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11 Aug 11 at 11 pm
tags: skunk  Shari Lewis  haha  joke  cute  kids 

Once upon a time there was a mother skunk with two children named In and Out. They were two very active skunklings, and whenever In was in, Out was out. Whenever In was out, Out was in. 

Well, one day when In was out and Out was in, Mother Skunk said to Out, “Out, could you go out and find In and bring In in?”

Out went right out and within seconds, found In and brought him in. Mother was perplexed and asked, “Out, how did you find In so quickly?” to which Out replied, “Instinct.”

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04 Aug 11 at 3 pm

I’ve probably posted this before, but oh well. I LOVE LUCY.

(Source: youtube.com)


03 Aug 11 at 7 pm

I LOL’ed.

tags: stick  and  dick  comics  haha  funny  lol  ass  donkey  girl  cute 
I LOL’ed.
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03 Aug 11 at 1 pm

Prisecolinensinenciousol, a parody by Adriano Celentano for the Italian TV programme Mileluci is sung entirely in gibberish designed to sound like American English. 


If you’ve ever wondered what other people think Americans sound like, this is it.”

(Source: http)

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03 Aug 11 at 12 am
tags: plan a  alphabet  lol  quote  haha  cute  funny 
 3
02 Aug 11 at 12 pm

Guys I came up with this

tags: best  boner  brother  dog  friend  funny  haha  man  quote  personal 

"If you give a dog a bone, he’ll love you forever. But if you give your brother a boner, you know it’s time to change."