It’s so windy outside.
Me: Why is it so windy?!
Dad: March comes in like a lion…leaves like a lamb.
Mom: And also it’s going to be really cold tomorrow, so there’s a front coming in.
It’s so windy outside.
Me: Why is it so windy?!
Dad: March comes in like a lion…leaves like a lamb.
Mom: And also it’s going to be really cold tomorrow, so there’s a front coming in.
Once upon a time there was a mother skunk with two children named In and Out. They were two very active skunklings, and whenever In was in, Out was out. Whenever In was out, Out was in.
Well, one day when In was out and Out was in, Mother Skunk said to Out, “Out, could you go out and find In and bring In in?”
Out went right out and within seconds, found In and brought him in. Mother was perplexed and asked, “Out, how did you find In so quickly?” to which Out replied, “Instinct.”
I’ve probably posted this before, but oh well. I LOVE LUCY.
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“Prisecolinensinenciousol, a parody by Adriano Celentano for the Italian TV programme Mileluci is sung entirely in gibberish designed to sound like American English.
If you’ve ever wondered what other people think Americans sound like, this is it.”
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