Elephant by safari-partners on Flickr.

overheard at my school:

  • (going up escalators) girl a and girl b laughing hysterically
  • girl c: (confused) what, what?!
  • girl a: you want to tell her?
  • girl b: oh god, no, if it’s what told me that time…you should tell her
  • girl a: well yeah, (giggle) it is.
  • girl a then proceeds to tell the story of some play she did in middle school
  • girl a: …and that was the first time someone ever told me I had a big ass. 
  • girl b and c: (marveling over the voluptuousness of girl a)
  • girl a: basking in the glory of her apparent “donk”
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  • me: …………………………………..